Life is full of unanswered questions. Like, if a tree falls down in the forest and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound? When lightning hits the sea, why doesn't all the fish die? And who's that man standing behind you wearing a balaclava and holding a blood soaked samaurai sword ?
Ok, so that last one was a joke. Or was it? Surely you researched our quiet little town before you decided to set up home here, right? Seen the signs and put all the puzzle pieces together?No? Oh...well, then there are three rules that we need to inform you of. You can either choose to abide by them, or fail to and think we are insane. and that's ok, but on your own head be it.
1. Stay out of the shadows during the day, and do not got out after dark.
2. You did not see or hear anything. Keep your head down, eyes to yourself and move on.
3. Pay your Taxes
. Now, wthout further a do, congratulations on stumbling across our devoted community and welcome to the bizzare reality that is Thetford.
You'll never want to leave.
And even if you do...well, you cant. But we will have a lot of fun watching you try.