It's rather strange to write a letter to you. We haven't been on good terms for a while, and most people kind of despise you, but look, I'm here to make peace with you. I know you're pretty mad about a lot of things—like how people don't welcome you warmly every week and instead make memes that spread like wildfire in the internet about how shitty you are when meeting them, and in turn, you throw a tantrum to make them feel even worse. I don't blame you. You only want to be loved like people love your other friends.
You see, I'm sorry for having taken you for granted. Last week was horrible. People are horrified about things that have happened. Everyone is worried about things that will happen. Please don't let them down. I need you to cheer them up and give a fresh start. Maybe we can start all over again, and this time let's try our best to get everything right and have a good week ahead.