Member Profile Rob Kosy

Rob Kosy
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July 04 2009 21:54:08
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January 26 2021 22:15:58
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Newcastle Upon Tyne (UK)
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Submitted Writings
Type: Joke
Can't take any credit for this. it was simply a joke my friend sent to me via text, but I had to share it. Please feel free to comment but don't rate as I've only embelished it slightly. Enjoy
Can't take any credit for this. it was simply a joke my friend sent to me via text, but I had to share it. Please feel free to comment but don't rate as I've only embelished it slightly. Enjoy
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Sunday 13, September 2009
90.08% Rating 7 Comments
Type: Story
My entry for the April/May story contest (the way I intended to present it before all the computer trouble I experienced when posting originally).
My entry for the April/May story contest (the way I intended to present it before all the computer trouble I experienced when posting originally).
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Monday 16, May 2011
Not Rated 2 Comments
Type: Stage Play
It's a load of shit! Read it if y'want!
It's a load of shit! Read it if y'want!
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Wednesday 29, April 2020
Not Rated 2 Comments
Type: Children's Story
Something I wrote at Christmas for my daughter in 2008, when she was 5. This was the first of a series (I write one every year) and she gave me permission to share this with my friends on the Den.
Something I wrote at Christmas for my daughter in 2008, when she was 5. This was the first of a series (I write one every year) and she gave me permission to share this with my friends on the Den.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Friday 17, December 2010
Not Rated 10 Comments
Type: Romance Story
Not really a romance, but something along the lines of a women's magazine.
Not really a romance, but something along the lines of a women's magazine.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Sunday 17, October 2010
Not Rated 9 Comments
Type: Poem
A skewed take on the famous poem, T'was The Night Before Christmas. Which in Turn is a kind of follow up to a story I wrote for my daughter entitled Abbey and The Christmas Worry Goo, when she was little. She's older now and stupidly intelligent, funny and has inherited my sarcasm bone. So I wrote this for her this year. I hope you laugh as much as she did.
A skewed take on the famous poem, T'was The Night Before Christmas. Which in Turn is a kind of follow up to a story I wrote for my daughter entitled Abbey and The Christmas Worry Goo, when she was little. She's older now and stupidly intelligent, funny and has inherited my sarcasm bone. So I wrote this for her this year. I hope you laugh as much as she did.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Tuesday 30, December 2015
Not Rated 8 Comments
Type: Prose
Believe..................
Believe..................
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Saturday 26, June 2010
93.5% Rating 6 Comments
Type: Critical Review
Just over a year ago my wife & I purchased a new three piece suit from SCS furniture store. I was asked to fill in their on-line review of our ‘SCS experience’. I did. I didn’t get to edit. This is me pretty much naked. I was kind to the salesman.
Just over a year ago my wife & I purchased a new three piece suit from SCS furniture store. I was asked to fill in their on-line review of our ‘SCS experience’. I did. I didn’t get to edit. This is me pretty much naked. I was kind to the salesman.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Sunday 15, October 2017
Not Rated 13 Comments
Type: Poem
A poem that goes some way toward expressing how I feel about being a husband and father (though I don
A poem that goes some way toward expressing how I feel about being a husband and father (though I don
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Tuesday 7, July 2009
91.96% Rating 5 Comments
Type: Sci-Fi Story
A short, paradoxical time travel saga.
A short, paradoxical time travel saga.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Friday 5, November 2010
Not Rated 8 Comments
Type: Prose
A look at how "toilet dialogue" has infiltrated everyday language and the confusion it causes (at least in my own skewed head).
A look at how "toilet dialogue" has infiltrated everyday language and the confusion it causes (at least in my own skewed head).
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Saturday 6, March 2010
93% Rating 4 Comments
Type: Prose
I'll bet you didn't know ice cream could be so sexy?
I'll bet you didn't know ice cream could be so sexy?
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Sunday 3, April 2011
Not Rated 4 Comments
Type: Prose
Another look at a current news-worthy item, inspired by a moribund fish.
Another look at a current news-worthy item, inspired by a moribund fish.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Saturday 5, February 2011
Not Rated 7 Comments
Type: Prose
Something I was working on in April but was forced to abandon for a time, so sorry if it seems a little out of date.
Something I was working on in April but was forced to abandon for a time, so sorry if it seems a little out of date.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Monday 30, August 2010
92.87% Rating 2 Comments
Type: Story
A fictional, and hopefuly funny, slant on an actual event.
A fictional, and hopefuly funny, slant on an actual event.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Sunday 4, April 2010
92.04% Rating 6 Comments
Type: Prose
For Dad.
For Dad.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Saturday 8, January 2011
Not Rated 5 Comments
Type: Story
Ever been so incensed at a mangerial decision that you can barely believe how those morons find themselves incharge? Yes? Then I hope this satirical look from a grunt's perspective raises a smile or two.
Ever been so incensed at a mangerial decision that you can barely believe how those morons find themselves incharge? Yes? Then I hope this satirical look from a grunt's perspective raises a smile or two.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Thursday 23, July 2009
91.44% Rating 5 Comments
Type: Story
They're out to get me....................
They're out to get me....................
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Saturday 24, April 2010
93.88% Rating 9 Comments
Type: Story
In chapt 2 Quentin was tied to a chair and managed to anger his mentaly unbalanced captor, Lenny into action. We left it with the knife at Quentin's throat and Lenny thrusting it forward.
In chapt 2 Quentin was tied to a chair and managed to anger his mentaly unbalanced captor, Lenny into action. We left it with the knife at Quentin's throat and Lenny thrusting it forward.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Friday 4, September 2009
90.2% Rating 5 Comments
Type: Story
We left Quentin tied to chair, beaten and naked and attempting to tell a joke. Lenny's associate has taken Barbara, Quentin's wife out of the room, and just as Quentin is about to begin his joke, noises begin from beyond the door.
We left Quentin tied to chair, beaten and naked and attempting to tell a joke. Lenny's associate has taken Barbara, Quentin's wife out of the room, and just as Quentin is about to begin his joke, noises begin from beyond the door.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Tuesday 11, August 2009
88.88% Rating 5 Comments
Type: Story
Something I
Something I
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Thursday 30, July 2009
90.33% Rating 5 Comments
Type: Critical Review
This load of utter s*it contains profanity (that's swear words) and probably a load of other stuff that shouldn't be on here. Unfortunately I can't remember most of it so I'll give it an age classification of 44. Though,if you're 16 or over you probably won't suffer any lasting damage.
This load of utter s*it contains profanity (that's swear words) and probably a load of other stuff that shouldn't be on here. Unfortunately I can't remember most of it so I'll give it an age classification of 44. Though,if you're 16 or over you probably won't suffer any lasting damage.
Submitted by Rob Kosy on Thursday 31, August 2017
Not Rated 20 Comments
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Never sharpen fish in the presence of doves........
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