Type: Joke
Can't take any credit for this. it was simply a joke my friend sent to me via text, but I had to share it. Please feel free to comment but don't rate as I've only embelished it slightly. Enjoy

Type: Story
My entry for the April/May story contest (the way I intended to present it before all the computer trouble I experienced when posting originally).

Type: Stage Play
It's a load of shit! Read it if y'want!

Type: Children's Story
Something I wrote at Christmas for my daughter in 2008, when she was 5. This was the first of a series (I write one every year) and she gave me permission to share this with my friends on the Den.

Type: Romance Story
Not really a romance, but something along the lines of a women's magazine.

Type: Poem
A skewed take on the famous poem, T'was The Night Before Christmas. Which in Turn is a kind of follow up to a story I wrote for my daughter entitled Abbey and The Christmas Worry Goo, when she was little. She's older now and stupidly intelligent, funny and has inherited my sarcasm bone. So I wrote this for her this year. I hope you laugh as much as she did.

Type: Prose
Believe..................

Type: Critical Review
Just over a year ago my wife & I purchased a new three piece suit from SCS furniture store. I was asked to fill in their on-line review of our ‘SCS experience’. I did. I didn’t get to edit. This is me pretty much naked. I was kind to the salesman.

Type: Poem
A poem that goes some way toward expressing how I feel about being a husband and father (though I don

Type: Sci-Fi Story
A short, paradoxical time travel saga.

Type: Prose
A look at how "toilet dialogue" has infiltrated everyday language and the confusion it causes (at least in my own skewed head).

Type: Prose
I'll bet you didn't know ice cream could be so sexy?

Type: Prose
Another look at a current news-worthy item, inspired by a moribund fish.

Type: Prose
Something I was working on in April but was forced to abandon for a time, so sorry if it seems a little out of date.

Type: Story
A fictional, and hopefuly funny, slant on an actual event.

Type: Prose
For Dad.

Type: Story
Ever been so incensed at a mangerial decision that you can barely believe how those morons find themselves incharge? Yes? Then I hope this satirical look from a grunt's perspective raises a smile or two.

Type: Story
They're out to get me....................

Type: Story
In chapt 2 Quentin was tied to a chair and managed to anger his mentaly unbalanced captor, Lenny into action. We left it with the knife at Quentin's throat and Lenny thrusting it forward.

Type: Story
We left Quentin tied to chair, beaten and naked and attempting to tell a joke. Lenny's associate has taken Barbara, Quentin's wife out of the room, and just as Quentin is about to begin his joke, noises begin from beyond the door.

Type: Story
Something I

Type: Critical Review
This load of utter s*it contains profanity (that's swear words) and probably a load of other stuff that shouldn't be on here. Unfortunately I can't remember most of it so I'll give it an age classification of 44. Though,if you're 16 or over you probably won't suffer any lasting damage.