NovaCop923
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April 02 2011 01:02:52
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July 19 2011 05:29:01
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Portland, OR
Biography
College: Univ. of Chicago (I got in, at least in part, on the basis of an essay justifying Clive Barker's longish-story "Dread" as a compelling work of art by defending in terms of the two-centuries-old "Gothic Fiction" tradition.)
I've worked in accounting; door canvassing; copy-editing; door-to-door sales (unsuccessfully, I must say); and a call center to earn access my own "credibility meter" and now see two movies per week, listen to as much music as I can on the $10.99 Phillips headphones they sell at Rite-Aid (they work GREAT, for some reason), and read as much as possible (several books ongoing at a time) to get the "drips" to come out (as P. Kennedy & B. Easton Ellis put it) on a semi-reliable basis. (You know: "fiction drips"!)
Hmm. That's about it, I suppose . . .
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Submitted Writings
Type: Joke
A whimsical, totally-made-up story about a stupid male bitch who just happens to be named Tate!
A whimsical, totally-made-up story about a stupid male bitch who just happens to be named Tate!
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 21, May %0
Not Rated 3 Comments
Type: Horror story
100% FICTION! (Made this one up out of "whole cloth"!)
100% FICTION! (Made this one up out of "whole cloth"!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Tuesday 19, July %5
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Joke
REVENGE piece (in the interests of re-establishing Snoopy's good name!)
REVENGE piece (in the interests of re-establishing Snoopy's good name!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 28, May %6
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Joke
Tip o' the hat to Jim Knipfel (and other SANE people everywhere!)
Tip o' the hat to Jim Knipfel (and other SANE people everywhere!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 7, May %10
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Stage Scene
Fictionalized interview w/Noam Chomsky
Fictionalized interview w/Noam Chomsky
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Tuesday 5, April %1
Not Rated 4 Comments
Type: Story
A "micro"-fiction story (and the first tale that e'er I wrote!)
A "micro"-fiction story (and the first tale that e'er I wrote!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 23, April %0
Not Rated 3 Comments
Type: Autobiography
Canvassing story! A TRUE tale of adventure in SE Portland!
Canvassing story! A TRUE tale of adventure in SE Portland!
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Tuesday 7, June %0
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Horror story
This musta been, like, a DREAM I had one time (or sumthin'!)
This musta been, like, a DREAM I had one time (or sumthin'!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Friday 24, June %20
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Horror story
Cautionary tale & semi-ironic demonstration of method
Cautionary tale & semi-ironic demonstration of method
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 9, April %4
Not Rated 3 Comments
Type: Autobiography
A "conversation" I shall always cherish!
A "conversation" I shall always cherish!
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Wednesday 13, July %10
Not Rated 2 Comments
Type: Autobiography
"Worthy of being avoided," eh? Well . . . I'll let YOU decide!
"Worthy of being avoided," eh? Well . . . I'll let YOU decide!
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 18, June %13
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Prose
Semi-fake news-wire item
Semi-fake news-wire item
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Monday 11, April %23
Not Rated 3 Comments
Type: Horror story
Semi-autobiographical novella [WORK-IN-PROGRESS]
Semi-autobiographical novella [WORK-IN-PROGRESS]
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Friday 13, May %22
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Joke
A demonstration of how to go about burning other people's "karmic ribbons" for them (if they themselves WON'T!)
A demonstration of how to go about burning other people's "karmic ribbons" for them (if they themselves WON'T!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Tuesday 26, April %4
Not Rated 3 Comments
Type: Critical Review
REAL movie review (by a FAKE critic, for a MADE-UP periodical!)
REAL movie review (by a FAKE critic, for a MADE-UP periodical!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 16, April %0
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Fable
Allegorical primer (based on a LITERAL one!)
Allegorical primer (based on a LITERAL one!)
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Thursday 21, April %3
Not Rated 1 Comments
Type: Joke
A dire warning & cautionary tale about the insanity Scientology breeds
A dire warning & cautionary tale about the insanity Scientology breeds
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 30, April %0
Not Rated 6 Comments
Type: Essay
Rant I wrote just after you-know-what came out!
Rant I wrote just after you-know-what came out!
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Friday 1, July %21
Not Rated 2 Comments
Type: Critical Review
Faux review of a non-existent novel
Faux review of a non-existent novel
Submitted by NovaCop923 on Saturday 2, April %1
Not Rated 3 Comments
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