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U N OWEN

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  • Joined: Apr 19, 2010, 11:34:26 AM
  • Last Seen: Jul 12, 2011, 2:40:16 AM
  • Preferred Language: en
  • Location: I dunno, but there's nature around here.

Biography

Well, as far as I know I'm just another schlep, feigning as best he can to pass off as a wanna-be writer. Sure, I could list a myriad of "influences" that I may have drawn from.. like "personal experiences" endured throughout "colorful past" (All items marked in " are public-domain and are thus open for manipulation)-- But the truth is that I have this strange condition, something like a nagging tumor burrowed into my frontal lobe that invokes these strange urges compelling me to write intermittent bits of near incomprehensible drivel. Prognosis...grim. Treatment? Type feverishly on laptop keyboard to relieve tension. If all else fails, use laptop as blunt object and resume head-bashing ritual.

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U N OWEN commented on their story titled Crazy Jake Chapter 2
Jun 24, 2011, 1:52:18 PM
Hey thanks for the comment. I do admit that I have some problems with the punctuation, but hey nobody's perfect and I am trying to correct it. As far as the spelling goes... I try to be pretty...
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U N OWEN posted the story titled Crazy Jake Chapter 2
Jun 7, 2011, 3:20:48 AM
If you read the first chapter, I bet you never saw this coming bwahaha
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U N OWEN commented on their story titled Crazy Jake Chapter 1 (Take 2, Title STILL undecided)
Jun 7, 2011, 2:37:39 AM
Ya, I think it got jacked up quite a bit. It was already cleaned up pretty well, except for maybe a few oversights. But the sentence structure should be sound..I think it just seems off because of...
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U N OWEN commented on their story titled Brian The Zombie
Jun 7, 2011, 2:30:29 AM
Ahh.. Well this story was really intended to be based on a joke, and a very stupid joke at that. It's genesis was formed out of a conversation about why nobody ever concocted a story about the...
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U N OWEN posted the story titled Brian The Zombie
Jun 6, 2011, 2:59:05 PM
Uhh...This one is the result of the collective imaginations of a couple of stupid and very immature drunk people. You can guess which stupid drunk guy decided to make up a story about it.
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U N OWEN commented on their story titled Crazy Jake Chapter 1 (Take 2, Title STILL undecided)
Jun 6, 2011, 2:26:54 PM
I apologize if this submission seems jutted out in parts. I tried to correct the problem but I guess technology likes it just the way it is lol. So I hope that it doesn't disrupt the reading...
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U N OWEN posted the story titled Crazy Jake Chapter 1 (Take 2, Title STILL undecided)
Jun 6, 2011, 2:16:38 PM
Here is the long put-off project that was so long supersceded by stuff like, you know, life. Anyway this version has undergone quite a few revisions and is also quite a bit longer this time *yay!*...
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U N OWEN joined The Den
Apr 19, 2010, 11:34:26 AM

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Crazy Jake Chapter 2
A thriller fiction story by U N OWEN
If you read the first chapter, I bet you never saw this coming bwahaha
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Brian The Zombie
A general fiction story by U N OWEN
Uhh...This one is the result of the collective imaginations of a couple of stupid and very immature drunk people. You can guess which stupid drunk guy decided to make up a story about it.
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Crazy Jake Chapter 1 (Take 2, Title STILL undecided)
A thriller fiction story by U N OWEN
Here is the long put-off project that was so long supersceded by stuff like, you know, life. Anyway this version has undergone quite a few revisions and is also quite a bit longer this time *yay!* So enjoy at your risk and feel free to banter in the comment box.