If I were a clever writer, this would be an awesome place to demonstrate my skill.
I am a married male, in my late 50's. No children, but a small horde of former stray cats and one beleaguered dog. My wife is supportive and usually willing to proof read a chapter, if I make breakfast.
I do most of our cooking. From smoking meat on my grill, to baking cheese cake. My cheese cake is so good, that if I were single, I could use it to seduce interested females.
Writing is a new hobby, I started June of this year (2016).