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If I may borrow a few minutes of your time;
I was born on the eighteenth (18th?) of February,
One day before the uprising,
Eight days (8?) before Valentine – I usually start the V Day (Victory Day?) with watching lesbian porn –
25 days before the January 25 Revolution.
14 days before the Sultet Alsha'ab (People's Power),
14 days after February 4 (I have no idea what the fuck happened on that day)
But I'm digressing.
I was sent to interview a few applicants for the social service salaries …
You're not one of them, are you?
OK, just making sure.
Most of them are former eyebrow models. It makes sense why you're not one of them.
I'm not lost in Kafka's castle. This is where I spent the first twenty six years of my life.
If you could only take a look at the applicants list and tell me where I could find …..
Oh, I just checked what happened on the fourth of February. Septimius Severus died.
Thank god I found a Libyan dude for this day.