A Bit of a Ramble.

Critical Review written by Rob Kosy on Thursday 31, August 2017

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This load of utter s*it contains profanity (that's swear words) and probably a load of other stuff that shouldn't be on here. Unfortunately I can't remember most of it so I'll give it an age classification of 44. Though,if you're 16 or over you probably won't suffer any lasting damage.

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Anyway, moving swiftly on. One might think that stepping out on court might actually ease Andy’s pain. I mean, blimey, the heaviest items in his pockets during a match are tennis balls. Then again, I’ve experienced the agony of tennis elbow, so perhaps not. But, aside from the hip-wrecking millions earned from Andy’s outstanding achievements, do you reckon it was all worth it? “Too fcuking right, it was!” I hear you cry, ‘He’s MINTED!’ But, so what, I say? It’s just money. Most of it only exists electronically anyway. It doesn’t bring you happiness. Wealth only widens the gap between the haves and the have-nots. So that’s why Andy’s Scottish pal, President Trump, very kindly offered to hold Andy’s money for him until he hangs up his balls, so to speak. The theory behind the offer being that if Andy doesn’t ‘have it on his hips,’ then, perhaps, they might get better, thereby eking out a few more championships, like Roger Federer. Sound logic. Which begs the question: was it really President trump who made the offer? Apparently the ‘president’s man’ who approached Andy with the proposition had a Russian accent and a briefcase with a needle sticking out of it. ‘He’s probably diabetic.’ Andy most likely thought, ‘Anyway, America is even more multi-cultural than the UK. Why shouldn’t ‘old Trumpy’ employ Russians? It’s not like he’d form an alliance with them and misappropriate my millions to….oh I don’t know, lets say, build a wall to keep the Mexicans out of America, or something. That would be stupid. It didn’t work for the Romans. It didn’t even succeed in East Germany and that one was huge. That one in Chinas lasted a while mind, but even that’s crumbling in places. Walls are shite!’ Agreed, Andy. But until you’ve willed the taste of Raspberry out of one of their frozen, pork sausages, you’ve no idea, pal. Till next time, Denizens.

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    Reading the above exchange, I can only say: What the hell have I stumbled into? And why didn't I so stumble years ago?

    PS As I recall, Shakespear(e) spelled his name both ways at different times: one of the reasons many people believe he didn't really write those plays himself.

    PPS Somebody please start a 'gofundme' account to buy Rob a new fcuking keybroad.
    Hey, thank's, Don. Coming from you that is high praise indeed. However that post you made years ago about TV commercials still resonates as the singular, funniest thing I've read on the Den.

    I knew I'd catch you out with the 'Shakespear (E or not the E) spelling. And well done, Al for pointing it out. I knew that all along, you know.

    I did, you know.

    No, really........
    I'm sure you did, Rob (it's required knowledge for kindergartners in the UK, I understand). By the way, since pointing out possible errors is kind of the point here, 'they're' is a contraction of 'they are' and 'their' is the possessive of 'they' -- of course, your use could be some twisted reference I missed. A Brit talking about the French, so...

    And another thing: what's with telling us about the funniest thing you've read on the den and then not providing info so others can find it. Don has written about a billion pieces, so now I have to read all of them to get my humor fix! What a task!

    PS Glad the 'gofundme' worked & you got a new keybroad.

    I never spell their wrong. My spelling isn't to the standard of some on this site but it's usually better than that. Thanks for spotting it, Alex. I'm going to leave it in to shame myself.
    It must have been a small laps in consecration.

    The reason I didn't supply a title to go with Don's work is because I can't remember what it was called. Sorry, Don. But like you said, Al, Mr Roble has posted so much. I'm sure it was an article or a blog; not a story.

    Oh, and the 'gofundme' didn't 'gofindme. So I'm still fcuked.

    But they're you go.
    AlexScribe: What do you mean "task"? Pleasure is the accepted word here.
    Actually, I don't have that up now. i think it got lost during the Great Breakdown. Oh, Hell, I don't remember it. I do remember it was hilarious.
    Ah yes, the big one of 2015, if I remember correctly, Don (though I probably got the year wrong coz I've been drinking the hand sanitizer again....hic).

    Yea, Al, pleasure not task. I mean......come on!
    Damn, two prolific writers and neither can recognize sarcasm. Incidentally, when I click on Don's name (or any other writer's name) to see their work, the system shows a list of no-names each submitted on some 'Bad date' -- so even if Don's possibly funny story didn't get lost I can't find it. (I presume it would have 'TV' or 'television' in the title.) This has now become the number 1 frustrating thing on this site, deposing trying to interpret Rob's pieces.
    Yea, I saw that too, Al. Maybe Chris is trying to tell us we're all crap; 'no names?' 'bad dates'. Or, mayhap, he's just experienced a really bad date and is trying to forget that person's name. Or, more likely, he's fallen asleep with his finger on the wrong button again. WAKE UP, CHRIS!

    Don't recognize sarcasm? Away with you, Scribester. I recognized it just fine & dandy & responded with some of my own which you yourself didn't appear to see. (unless you were being counter-sarcastic, then we could be at this forever.)
    Can't recognize sarcasm? Me? I damn near invented it. My serious writing sometimes pisses people off when I didn't intend to.
    It's got now't to do with your writing, Don. It's just you, my friend.

    What you just said about inventing sarcasm made me think of the movie The Waterboy, starring Adam Sandler. It was the part when Bobby remembers asking his momma when Ben Franklin invented electricity. She turned on him angrily and said, "I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the DEVIL!"

    Anyway, I'm British and we're a very sarcastic nation; and proud of it. So, I invented sarcasm. Don Roble is........

    ........you get the idea.

    I also invented crudity.