nursery rhyme, funny, one naughty word
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Not So Famous Last Words
From Nursery Rhymes
You Never Knew Was Said
The giant bellowed loud.
Jack heard the angry cry,
While descending from the cloud.
Down the vine he rushed,
With goose and harp in hand.
From the sky above,
Dashing to the land.
The chase was on: Jack leaped to ground,
And ran off to the shed.
He grabbed his ax and chopped the vine:
"Timber!" He said.
The vine, it teetered, for just a moment,
Then came crashing to the ground.
Here came too the giant,
To the ground he was bound.
Before he splat like a mashed potato,
And plunged into the map.
Jack heard the giant's un-famous last words,
What he yelled? "Oh Crap!"