I'll bet you didn't know ice cream could be so sexy?
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I must admit that before Marks & Spencer decided to sex-up the world of grub with their husky-voiced TV ads, I had never pondered the thought of food being sexy.
But they planted a definite seed, didn't they?
The incredibly erotic tones of the delightful Dervla Kirwan certainly had yours truly panting at the sight of a chocolate pudding or a cheeky cheesecake. Even her descriptions of salads, a meal from which I had always previously hidden, had me yearning for a lascivious lettuce or a cucumber quickie.
But the proof of said pudding is in the eating, as they say, and I was bitterly disappointed when 'Mr Johnson' received not so much as post repast twitch upon the consumption of M & S's 'sexy' fare.
Still, that's all in the past now since Gabbi's revelation. A whole new world of sexy nosh has been suddenly availed to us.
Perhaps M & S might employ Dawn French or Colleen Nolan to advertise their ice cream and dairy products. Two beautiful and sexy women of the, shall we say, fuller figure who could take miss Jones' discovery to the masses, bestowing a little class along the way.