Ice Cream Pondherrings.

Prose written by Rob Kosy on Sunday 3, April 2011

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I'll bet you didn't know ice cream could be so sexy?

Overall Rating: 92.6%

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I must admit that before Marks & Spencer decided to sex-up the world of grub with their husky-voiced TV ads, I had never pondered the thought of food being sexy. But they planted a definite seed, didn't they? The incredibly erotic tones of the delightful Dervla Kirwan certainly had yours truly panting at the sight of a chocolate pudding or a cheeky cheesecake. Even her descriptions of salads, a meal from which I had always previously hidden, had me yearning for a lascivious lettuce or a cucumber quickie. But the proof of said pudding is in the eating, as they say, and I was bitterly disappointed when 'Mr Johnson' received not so much as post repast twitch upon the consumption of M & S's 'sexy' fare. Still, that's all in the past now since Gabbi's revelation. A whole new world of sexy nosh has been suddenly availed to us. Perhaps M & S might employ Dawn French or Colleen Nolan to advertise their ice cream and dairy products. Two beautiful and sexy women of the, shall we say, fuller figure who could take miss Jones' discovery to the masses, bestowing a little class along the way.
   

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    Very funny stuff Mr. Kosy.

    I am ashamed to admit that I could not stave off the urge to take a gander at the sugary goddess that is gaininggabi.

    I took the free tour and allowed my eyes to feast upon all of her visual deliciousness. It took four of my burliest friends to hold me down, not allowing me access to my bank card, in effect saving me from myself.

    A quick word of warning for those brave enough to embark upon the free tour; there is a pic of the fair maiden draped in a see-through fabric of some sort, and if you have the stomach to examine it closely, it would appear that her ass has relocated to the front of her body.

    SEXY STUFF!!!
    Exceptional.

    I too had to go and take a quick ganders; just to assure myself that this paragon of excess actually existed - but I ran, gibbering, fron the mainpage.

    Excellently done, mister Kosy - you continue to inspire me.
    Thanks you very much chaps.

    Am I the only one who hasn't visited Gabi's shop window of excess?

    If only I had the combination to 'her indoors'' purse so I could reclaim my credit card........
    Well, I may visit the website, being an ice cream lover myself.

    However, it does not have that effect on me. It is just, as our new-age people over here across the pond say, 'comfort food.'

    Peace!

    Bob